Full Transcript for Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls

The following is a complete set of transcripts for Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

R = Raku-chan

K = Koneko-chan

H = Hitoshi-san

V = Vet-sama

B = Bokutachi-san

Episode 1
R: Nya~ Don't you just love mochi ice cream, Koneko-Chan?

K: Oh yeah. Mochi ice cream is very good, Raku-Chan.

R: Desu! Ah, I'm really full now. C'mon, let's go home, okay? Nya~.

K: Ok, let's go home.

R: (gasps) Koneko-Chan, look at that guy over there! Nya~ He's so sugoi~ desu~!!

H: Well I just happened to be walking by and I saw you two lovely ladies walking.. How you doin' kawaii neko girls? Nya~ Rawr~

R: Nya- Nya- Nya-Nya- Nya!! what should I say?! Nya~ Nya desu! Nya~

H: Woah. What's wrong with her, huh?

K: Oh, she just gets like that after sometimes. Y'know, she really young.

R: Huh I should go say "hi" nya~

R: H-H-H-He- He-Hello there... e- e- n-nya~

H: Hi there! My name is Hitoshi-San

R: Hitoshi-San? Oh nya~.. my name is Raku-Chan nya~

H: And what's your name?

K: Oh, I'm Koneko-Chan

H: mhm!

K: aha! haha

R: HAHAHA you guys are so funny! nya!

R: That Hitoshi-San... He was so sugoi! Maybe I can treat him to ice cream, nya~ or maybe he would like to play with me at the park... Oh, I just hope I can see him again sometime. He's so sugoi! Nya~!

Episode 1.5
K : Ok, Dolce-chan let's go outside, Ok? it- we- we go in the sunshine y'know? come on Dolce-chan.

R : Oh! It's a very nice day today! Oh! I gotta go outside!

 OH, KONICHIWA  KONEKO CHAN AND DOLCE CHAN NYA

Oh thank you very much! You so nice!

Oh! hey you guysdo you wanna go to the pool with me?

it's gonna be so kawaii fun!! nya

K: oh.. yeah..., lets-.. lets go to the pool.

R : HAHAHAHA! THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE!

Ha! oh.. Oh!

It's Hitoshi san! Here's here at the pool.. So Sugoi! Nya~ ha Oh! I have to hide! I don't want him to see me like this!! Nya~ Desu!! I go hide behind koneko chan. Nya~!!

H : well hey there nekos girls. nice to see you again. oh! looks like you brought along a.. friend.

K: ohoho! yeah she my sister

R : Oh! Hitoshi san! He-He Konichiwa~

H : Well hello there. I'm just gonna go over to the chairs. You wanna come?

R : Ha-Ha Of course I do! nya~ haa~ hah~... L-let's go desuu~!! Nya~!! Ha~..

H : oh, So I see your friend over there is cock dog huh?

R : Oh, No she actually a cocker spienel, ha!

H : Oh, so that's what their called nowadays, huh..

R : haha, I guess so! nya~

ha! ha! AHAHAHAHA~!

H : so.. how'd you.. become a neko girl?

R : Ho.. I was born that way, you see.. y'know? I-I never gained them, I just- I just.. came with them.

H : Was your mom a cat, and your dad was a person?

R: No! actually... my dad was the cat! Uhuhuhu! ha!

H : Ohohoho! I see..

R : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA AHH... YOU SO FUNNY! Nya~

oh.. I got to go home Nya~ good-goodbye Hitoshi san! Sayonara Hitoshi san~!

K : oh.. goodbye Hitoshi san! we'll you see you later. ok?

H : Bye everyone! I'll see you later! Have a nice kawaii day. Nya~ Rawr~...

Episode 2
H: Ah..., what a nice morning is to eat some breakfast. I'm gonna go downstairs.

H: Ah, some nice Pocky and... Ramune~ My favourite! Well, time to chow down.

(Crash)

B: You're coming with me~ Muahaha oh~

H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What do you want with me?!

B: Now calm down Hun, I'm just gonna take you to my secret lair and we're gonna have some "fun~" if you know what I mean. huhuhu oh

H: AHH! Let go of me! No! Don't take me away to your secret place! I don't even know who you are! AHHHH!

R: Oh, Koneko-Chan, you have such kawaii underwear nya~ oh is so pretty and pinku! Nya~

K: Oh, Raku-Chan, your white underwear is very kawaii too nya~

R: OHOHO! Thank you very, very much! oh, Koneko-Chan, you flatter me so much! haha! Nya~ desu! oho! I can't wait to try on this kawaii underwear, nya~ desu! It's so kawaii!

H: ahh! Somebody help me!

K: Raku-Chan, did you hear that?

R: Oh! I-it sounded like Hitoshi! Is he in trouble? Oh, we better go find him. c'mon Koneko-Chan.

Episode 3
R: Koneko-Chan, I think the man went this way! Let's go! Nya~

K: Over there, Raku-Chan. That's the man that took Hitoshi-San

R: Hitoshi-San... nya~ desu...

H: what are you gonna do with me? Get away!

B: Like I said, we're just gonna have some *fun* uhuhoh!

H: I'm not even supposed here. You have no right to hold me captive. There's freedom in this country. This is Americ- Japan.

B: I have stripped you of your freedom. Now get down on your knees.

(crash)

R: Hitoshi-San! We have come here to save you!

H: Raku-Chan! Koneko-Chan! I'm have never been this glad to see you!

R: Hitoshi-San! C'mon, let's go while we still can! Nya~ desu!

K: Yeah, what Raku-Chan said.

H: Arigato-Gozaimasu, you two. I'm very arigatoful!

R: ¡De nada, Hitoshi-San!

B: I would've had my way with him if it weren't for those meddling kodomos!

R: Oh, well we better be getting home now. It was good to see you again, Hitoshi-San. Sayonara. Nya~

H: Thank you so much for your brave deed. I will never forget this moment we are having right now. Sayonara, kawaii neko girls. Nya~ rawr.

Episode 4
K: (yawns) Hah. Nya~ it's very sunny outside today

R: Oh, I think I'm gonna go outside today!

R: Oh, kawaii Squirrel-Chan! Oh so desu, nya~!

R: Aw, so ni kawaii Squeakers-Chan you so desu and sugoi. oh so soft nya~

(Squirrel-Chan bites Raku-Chan)

R: Oh oh AH! AHHH! Wha- Nya~! Oh OH OH SQUEAKERS- AH AH NYA~ AAAAAAAHHHHH NYA~ AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHH NYA~ AAAAHHHH AWHHHHH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHH!

R: Ah, Hitoshi, I really hope he's doing alright after the whole kidnapping incident and everything. Ah, Hitoshi-San (cough) (cough) I hope we can come- desu- just the three of us. Nya~ (cough) (cough)

K: Nya~ walking to the store~ mh mh mh mh lalalala laa... Oh hello there, Hitoshi-San, how are you doing today?

H: Well hello there, Koneko-Chan. You're looking very nice today and I am doing fine.

Koneko-Chan: ohoho, thank you very much. Well, I just wanted to tell you that you know, Raku-Chan thinks that you're really sugoi nya~

("I Want You Back" by NSYNC starts playing as Hitoshi-San imagines Kidnapper-Kun)

H: Oh, well, tell her that I say "thank you very much" nya~ and that "I appreciate her kindness."

K: Hitoshi-San, are you okay?

H: Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about me one bit. Well, I better tell Raku-Chan that I think she's a really cool neko and that she's pretty downright sugoi.

H: Raku-Chan? Are you home?

R: (coughs) Oh, I really sick nya~. Hitoshi-San I'm very glad you came to see me. I really appreciate it. ah aha aha...

H: Raku-Chan, we brought you a present to make you feel better. Nya~ rawr

K: Get well soon, Raku-Chan

R: Oh! I love dancing sushi! Oh, Koneko-Chan! Hitoshi-San! You do so much for me! I don't even know if I deserve it. Thank you so much! Arigato! Nya~ Oh, I feel so much better nya~ thank you for all your help nya~

H: Don't thank us. It was our pleasure, Raku-Chan.

R: Ahaha! oh, you guys... desu...

R: Oh, I really wish I could just say that I'm ok. Nya~ desu...

Episode 5
R: (yawns) Nya~ Oh, my phone is ringing. Nya~ desu. I wonder if it's Hitoshi-San nya~

R: Hello nya~

K: Moshi moshi, Raku-Chan

R: Oh, konnichiwa, Koneko-Chan. How are you today? Nya~

K: I'm doing just fine, Raku-Chan. Well, I was gonna take you to the vet today to see if you're doing alright

R: Ahaha! Desu! That sound like a plan to me where we gonna go and see if I'm doing alright yeah. Oh, I hope it will just be a shot nya~. Ah, it's Hitoshi-San! He's here at the mall! oh sugoi desu...

H: Well hey there, neko girls, I was just about to go to your house, Raku-Chan, to see if you were doing A-OK. Nya~ rawr.

K: Konnichiwa, Hitoshi-San... Hitoshi-San?

("I Want You Back" by NSYNC begins playing at Hitoshi-San imagines Kidnapper-Kun)

B: Hitoshi...~

R: Nya~ kawaii Inu-Kun and Neko-Chan Nya~ so desu!

K: C'mon Raku-Chan. Let's go.

V: What seems to be the problem?

K: Raku-Chan's been feeling really weird lately so we decided to come here and see what was wrong.

R: Nya~ I got really sick but Koneko-Chan and Hitoshi-San pulled through for me nya~.

V: We're gonna take some tests on you, Raku-Chan. Just sit still for me. Thanks.

R: Oh, ok nya~ desu

V: I'm sorry to tell you this, Raku-Chan, but you have a diagnosis. Rabies. Is there anything that may have caused this?

R: N-no... I don't think so... I can't remember anything that might have caused rabies- nya-.

K: You'll be ok, Raku-Chan.

H: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, we're in this with you. You're not alone.

R: I thought it was gonna be ok...

H: It's ok, Raku-Chan you're not alone and you'll never be alone. We're always here for you. You know that. You know that. You know that.

R: I really believe in you guys. Thanks so much. nya~ Hi-Hitoshi-San... Hi-Hitoshi-San, I-

K: Who wants mochi ice cream and green tea?

R: Oh, I would love some of that, Koneko-Chan nya~

H: That sounds pretty filling.

R: Ahaha! I'm so glad we could have fun just like old times  nya~

K: Ahaha! Oh Raku-Chan, wasn't that just five days ago?

R: Hahahah! Yeah it was, huh? Nya~ Koneko-Chan.

R: Oh, for some reason I feel really strange right now. Nya~ I- I really hope it's not the rabies... Nya~... It's like nothing I've ever felt before... Nya~ desu...

Episode 6
R: Nya~... I feel really weak. oh nya~. Maybe I should get some fresh air. desu. ah, nya~ ah...

K: Oh, I hope Raku-Chan likes my present. Huh!? Raku-Chan, what happened?!

R: Hi-Hitoshi-San? Oh, it's Koneko-Chan... Nya~

K: Are you okay,  Raku-Chan?

R: No... Nya~ ah nya~

K: I'm gonna go make you some green tea, okay Raku-Chan?

R: ok, nya~...

K: Nandesuka?! Where's Raku-Chan?

K: Oh no... Raku-Chan is gone... Gone with the wind...

R: I'm too much of a burden for Koneko-Chan and Hitoshi-San... Nya~

K: Hitoshi-San! It's Koneko-Chan.

H: Moshi moshi, Koneko-Chan. What's cookin', good lookin'?

K: Raku-Chan has gone missing. We need to go and find her. Nya~

H: What? We better go find her. Nya~ rawr

R: nya~ huh?

H: Raku-Chan, where are you?

K: Raku-Chan! Raku-Chan!

H+K: Raku-Chan!

K: C'mon Hitoshi-San. We have to find her.

H: Yeah, let's go.

Episode 7
神 = Kami-sama

R: Oh, nya~ oh, kamisama.

神: Raku-Chan, release your inner beast. You will find your true self and learn the values of good life and put them to use. Now go. Do what you have been told.

R: Nya~ desu...

K: Hitoshi-San we might never find her

H: Don't give up now, Koneko-Chan, Not after we've come this far. we gotta keep on truckin', keep moving on.

H: Huh? that man...

K: Hitoshi-San, vente aqui. That poor neko is being attacked by a large hoard of inus. We should go help it.

H: Right-O, Koneko-Chan. That sounds like a swell deed on your part. you are so righteous. Nya~ rawr.

K: Hiss. Get away from that Neko, you no good inus. Hiss...

H: Good going, Koneko-Chan. Wait. Isn't that-

K: Raku-Chan?

R: Nya~... nya~.... nya~ nya~ nya nya nya~ nya nya nya~

H: C'mon let's take her back to my humble abood. Er- *Abode.

R: Nya~

K: Hitoshi-San, what are we gonna do with her?

H: I dunno, Koneko-Chan, what *are* we gonna do with her?

K: Hitoshi-San, now's not the time for jokes.

H: uhuhuh. Wait what?

K: Do you think it might have been... The rabies?

Episode 8
📣: Ticket Lady

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K: Hitoshi-San, we have to spend as much time with Raku-Chan as possible because this might be our only chance before the rabies gets to her.

H: Oh- wha- what'd you say?

K: I got it! We'll take her to the amusement park. Here, Raku-Chan, you can just sit in this mochila for a while.

R: Nya~ Nya~

H: I need two of them tickets, please.

📣: Will that be children or adults?

H: Adults.

R: Nya~ Nya~ Wha-? I'm a human again! Nya~ Hitoshi-San, Koneko-Chan, I'm not a neko anymore nya~

H+K: Raku-Chan!

R: Oh, you two are the best tomodachis in the whole world. nya~ I could never ask for desu better friends nya~

H: Now let's go have some fun. Nya~ rawr.

H: Oh, I don't feel so good. (throws up)

R: Hitoshi-San are you okay? nya~

K: ohoho haha Hitoshi-San hahaha.

H: Koneko-Chan, you wound me!

R+H+K: (laugh)

H: You guys... Hey, look! they have a miniature beach.

K: C'mon Raku-Chan, let's go swim.

R: Oh, Koneko-Chan, I don't have a bathing suit, nya~.

H: Here, Raku-Chan, I got you one.

R: Aw, desu. Arigato, Hitoshi-San. It's so kawaii, nya~.

K: It looks nice on you, Raku-Chan.

H: lookin' good, Raku-Chan. Lookin' good...

R: Ohoho! I got in for free, didn't I? Nya~

H: Two hot nekos for the price of one.

R: Desu~ That was so much fun.

K: Yeah, that was really fun but it's getting really late.

H: I'll walk you two home.

H: Sayonara.

R: Koneko-Chan, I don't feel so kimochi... nya~

K: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, it must be just the after-shock from the rollercoasters. You should be fine tomorrow. Just get some rest. nya~ I'll make you some nice, warm, soothing, herbal green tea

R: Thanks. Thanks, Koneko-Chan. Ohoho! Let's have a kawaii sleepover-chan nya~!

K: That sounds splendid, Raku-Chan.

R: I wonder if the rabies is really gone for good.

Episode 9
K: (yawns) Good morning, Raku-Cha- Oh my kami! You're a neko again nya~ it's not a dream. It's not just a hallucination.

R: Nya~ Hiss nya~ hiss hiss nya~ hiss

K: Raku-Chan, don't you remember me? I'm your tomodachi, your best tomodachi. I must take her to the vet. It's for the best, Raku-Chan.

H: Top of the morning, Koneko-Chan, Raku-Chan. Where are you two lovely nekos heading on this lovely afternoon? Nya~ rawr.

K: Hitoshi-San, I'm taking her to the vet. she doesn't even remember who watashi is.

H: Raku-Chan, don't you remember who I am?

R: hiss

H: No. I don't think she does. Don't worry, Koneko-Chan, I'll go with you. I'm your good luck charm.

H: So I was watching American-Television last night, right and it was called "The Nanny"

K: Hitoshi-San, now really isn't the time for that. Raku-Chan needs our help.

H: It's never the time. I'm sorry, Koneko-Chan, I just wanted something to take my mind off of Raku-Chan's pain. Her pain, it pains me to think about that pain.

K: It harms my heart too, Hitoshi-San. It harms my heart too...

V: Oh you're back again. So what's the problem this time and where's Raku-Chan?

K: This, this is Raku-Chan, Vet-Sama.

V (Voice Over): 'T S U B A S A. . . .'

V: I think I know what we're dealing with here. I must give her a thorough check-up. You can come see her now.

K: I- I hope she's ok nya~

H: Is she asleep?

V: She's sedated at the moment but she'll wake up soon enough. However, I do have some news for you... Raku-Chan has a bakeneko inside of her

H+K: A neko demon?!

V: However, don't fret, I can help her. Follow me.

K: but what can a vet do to get rid of a demon?

V: Don't worry. I'm not just a vet.

H: Woah! I didn't know you doubled as a shrine maiden. Rawr...

Vet-Sama: I need complete silence for this spell. AAAAAAAAAAAHHEAHAHHAEWEAHAHEWAHAHAHHAHHAHWEHA

H: Hah! Working hard or hardly working? That was some comedy gold there, huh? eh?

V: She needs to get some rest.

K: Ah-

H: I'm sorry what did you say?

V: Oh sorry I-I meant she needs to get some rest

H+K: Oh! ok

K: Raku-Chan, you need your rest.

R: Nya~nya~

K: Raku-Chan!

R: Oh! Koneko-Chan. What happened to me? desu! where- where I've been? Ok nya~

K: you're gonna be just fine and dandy, Raku-Chan. Just- just fine and dandy.

R: I- I don't know what's wrong with me nya~ nya~ desu ah...

Episode 10 (Finale)
W = Nya-sempai

X = Pollita-sempai

Y = Arsenal-sempai

Z = Betty-sempai

? = Unknown

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R: *whimpering* nya nya nyaa nya nya nyaa nya nyaaa. oh Koneko-Chan, is that you? Hi-Hitoshi-San? Nya.

K: Konnichiwa, Raku-Chan, would you like some Mochi ice cream?

H: mmm Mochi ice cream? I want me some of that.

R: Oh, it was just a dream nya. oh im really thirsty nya.

K: wha- What was that sound nya? R-Raku-Chan! Nya! Are you okay?

K: Oh no the Tsubasas are back... The neko demon is still inside.

H: I really hope Raku-Chan is okay. *gasp*

B: I've been waiting for you.

H: No, wait!

H: Is that Koneko-Chan, and Raku-Chan too. I better go see whats up.

K: Hitoshi-San, Raku-Chan is sick. we're trying to get into the Vet but the door is locked.

H: Don't worry, baby. Let the *man* handle this

K: Oh arigato, Hitoshi-San. Anata is real life saver nya.

H: Anything for da ladies. nya~ rawr

K: No. It's empty. Pinche cabrón, it's EMPTY. Nya. No WHY? Nya WHY? nya

H: Well it is 3 AM.

K: You're right, Hitoshi-San. This is no time for a vet to be at work. What was I thinking nya?

R: Where am I? Desuuu.

K: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, we're just looking for the vet.

R: Oh, don't worry, Koneko-Chan, I'm fine nya. you don't have to always worry about me nya. all I need is some green tea and then ill be better nya so don't worry. *yawns* Oh! Hitoshi-San desuu

V: Were you nekos here all night?

H: Oh yeah uh sorry about your door.

V: Oh, don't worry about the door. I have door insurance.

K: Raku-Chan, She collapsed again and the tsubasas are back.

V: I have one more spell that should contain the demons for at least a day. But there are no guarantees after that.

H: Why didn't you just do that last time?

V: Oh, you know. I was just trying to make an entrance. She's fine for now, but who knows how long this would last? This could be the last day of her life.

K: So, Raku-Chan, what do you want to do?

H: We can do anything you want.

R: Oh I don't care what we do nya. as long as I'm with you two nya.

R: Oh Koneko-Chan, Hitoshi-San, there's going to be a festivaru tonight! ca- can we go nya?

H: Well you know I-

K: Of course we can, Raku-Chan.

R: Arigato desuu. Nya! I'm having so much fun!

K: Yeah, Raku-Chan, this sure is a real blast nya.

H: I'm sorry, nekos but would you look at the time? I've got something really important that i have to do. I'll catch you two later~

R: Demo- Hitoshi-San. nya.

K: You know Hitoshi-San's a very busy man. Let's let him be for a while.

R: Ok. if you say so, Koneko-Chan. Koneko-Chan, watashi so tired nya.

K: i think it's time we head home nya. I can make us some nice, hot, pleasant, comforting, herbal green tea.

R: Oh! I wonder who that could be nya. Oh? My old tomodachis from college, nya!

?: I brought you some desu.

W: Oh college is so kimchi.

W: Oh, Raku-Chan, i heard you were sick on the Facebooks and i just- i jus- i ca- it's so hard!

X: Hola, Raku-Chan, i miss you from the college days.

Y: Hey baby

Z: EYYYY Raku-Channnnn! I SURE HOPE YOU GET BETTER! MREEH-

R: Oh this is so touching desu! Arigato nya

W: awwwww

R: ahaha! not you nya. Arigato for the Jelly nya. It was so good to see Nya-Senpai, Arsenar-Senpai, Berry-Senpai, and Purita-Senpai nya. I wonder where Hitoshi-San is nya.

K: I don't know but I trust it's very very important. but don't worry about that now, Raku-Chan, I have a surprise for you nya.

R: Oh a surprise nya?

K: That's right, Raku-Chan, Ramen with a side of Mochi ice cream. Just the way you like it.

R: Oh arigato, Koneko-Chan.

R: Oh I'm really tired. I need some sleep nya.

K: yes. let's lay down. *yawns

K: I wonder if Raku-Chan's ok. Raku-Chan, it's been over 24 hours. Are you ok?

R: ah Nya I feel great, Koneko-Chan!

R: I should tell Hitoshi-San how I really feel. nya desuu. Koneko-Chan, c- can we go to see Hitoshi-San?

R: OH? Hitoshi-San?

H: Hey, you nekos. How you doing?

R: Oh Koneko-Chan, Onegai a bit of privacy nya

K: Of course nya. I'll leave you two alone.

R: Hitoshi-San... aishiteru~

H: Oh. Raku-Chan.

B: Wait up, Hitoshi baby

R: Nandesuka?! nya!

H: Raku-Chan, he and I are together now. gomenasai. nya~rawr.

R: Haaa... nya.. my- my- Kokoro nya...itai!

K: Raku-Chan!

H: But I. Raku-Chan, I--

R: I hope you and-

H: Oh his name is Bokutachi-San

K: Oh, I thought his name was Geoff!

B: Where'd you get Geoff from?

R: I hope you and Bokutachi-San are happy together. The neko demon may be gone but my heart cannot go on.

B: Hey!

H: No! Hang in there, baby.

R: Watashi so kimochi that I could spend last day with the two best tomodachis anyone could ever ask for. haha nyahaha. Sayonara, Koneko-Chan, and Hitoshi-San. ech

V: The only conclusion that I can come up with is that she died of a broken kokoro.

H: Minnasan, listen to me. Raku-Chan is a trooper. She's a fighter. There's no way she could die of a broken heart. I know deep down inside that Raku-Chan will be back and we'll have our kawaii fun times just like always. I know that I have faith that Raku-Chan will be back someday. Are you with me, good pal?

K: Hitoshi-San, I think you're just in denial.

B: You killed Raku-Chan with your love for me you dirty, dirty scoundrel, you~.

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C'est fini.