The following is the complete set of transcripts for Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.
R = Raku-chan
K = Koneko-chan
H = Hitoshi-san
V = Vet-sama
B = Bokutachi-san
R: Nya~ Don't you just love mochi ice cream, Koneko-chan?
K: Oh yeah. Mochi ice cream is very good, Raku-chan.
R: Desu! Ah, I'm really full now. C'mon, let's go home, okay? Nya~.
K: Ok, let's go home.
R: (gasps) Koneko-chan, look at that guy over there! Nya~ He's so sugoi~ desu~!!
H: Well I just happened to be walking by and I saw you two lovely ladies walking. How you doin' kawaii neko girls? Nya~ Rawr~
R: Nya- Nya- Nya-Nya- Nya!! what should I say?! Nya~ Nya desu! Nya~
H: Woah. What's wrong with her, huh?
K: Oh, she just gets like that after sometimes. Y'know, she really young.
R: Huh I should go say "hi" nya~
R: H-H-H-He-He-Hello there...e- e- n-nya~
H: Hi there! My name is Hitoshi-san.
R: Hitoshi-San? Oh nya~.. my name is Raku-chan nya~
H: And what's your name?
K: Oh, I'm Koneko-chan
K: Aha! Haha!
R: HAHAHA you guys are so funny! Nya!
R: That Hitoshi-San... He was so sugoi! Maybe I can treat him to ice cream, nya~ or maybe he would like to play with me at the park... Oh, I just hope I can see him again sometime. He's so sugoi! Nya~!
K: Ok, Dolce-chan let's go outside, Ok? it- we- we go in the sunshine y'know? Come on Dolce-chan.
R: Oh! It's a very nice day today! Oh! I gotta go outside!
OH, KONICHIWA KONEKO CHAN AND DOLCE CHAN NYA~~
Oh thank you very much! You so nice!
Oh! hey you guysdo you wanna go to the pool with me?
it's gonna be so kawaii~~ fun!! nya~~
K: oh.. yeah..., lets-.. lets go to the pool.
R : HAHAHAHA! THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE!
Ha! oh.. Oh!
It's Hitoshi san! Here's here at the pool.. So Sugoi! Nya~ ha~~ Oh! I have to hide! I don't want him to see me like this!! Nya~ Desu!! I go hide behind koneko chan. Nya~!!
H : well hey there nekos girls. nice to see you again. oh! looks like you brought along a.. friend.
K: ohoho! yeah she my sister
R : Oh! Hitoshi san! He-He Konichiwa~
H : Well hello there. I'm just gonna go over to the chairs. You wanna come?
R : Ha-Ha Of course I do! nya~ haa~ hah~... L-let's go desuu~!! Nya~!! Ha~..
H : oh, So I see your friend over there is cock dog huh?
R : Oh, No she actually a cocker spienel, ha!
H : Oh, so that's what their called nowadays, huh..
R : haha, I guess so! nya~
ha! ha! AHAHAHAHA~!
H : so.. how'd you.. become a neko girl?
R : Ho.. I was born that way, you see.. y'know? I-I never gained them, I just- I just.. came with them.
H : Was your mom a cat, and your dad was a person?
R: No! actually... my dad was the cat! Uhuhuhu! ha!
H : Ohohoho! I see..
R : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA AHH... YOU SO FUNNY! Nya~
oh.. I got to go home Nya~ good-goodbye Hitoshi san! Sayonara Hitoshi san~!
K : Oh.. goodbye Hitoshi san! we'll you see you later. ok?
H : Bye everyone! I'll see you later! Have a nice kawaii day. Nya~ Rawr~...
H: Ah..., what a nice morning is to eat some breakfast. I'm gonna go downstairs.
H: Ah, some nice Pocky and... Ramune~ My favourite! Well, time to chow down.
B: You're coming with me~ Muahaha oh~
H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What do you want with me?!
B: Now calm down Hun, I'm just gonna take you to my secret lair and we're gonna have some "fun~" if you know what I mean. huhuhu oh
H: AHH! Let go of me! No! Don't take me away to your secret place! I don't even know who you are! AHHHH!
R: Oh, Koneko-Chan, you have such kawaii underwear nya~ oh is so pretty and pinku! Nya~
K: Oh, Raku-Chan, your white underwear is very kawaii too nya~
R: OHOHO! Thank you very, very much! oh, Koneko-Chan, you flatter me so much! haha! Nya~ desu! oho! I can't wait to try on this kawaii underwear, nya~ desu! It's so kawaii!
H: ahh! Somebody help me!
K: Raku-Chan, did you hear that?
R: Oh! I-it sounded like Hitoshi! Is he in trouble? Oh, we better go find him. c'mon Koneko-Chan.
R: Koneko-Chan, I think the man went this way! Let's go! Nya~
K: Over there, Raku-Chan. That's the man that took Hitoshi-San
R: Hitoshi-San... nya~ desu...
H: what are you gonna do with me? Get away!
B: Like I said, we're just gonna have some *fun* uhuhoh!
H: I'm not even supposed here. You have no right to hold me captive. There's freedom in this country. This is Americ- Japan.
B: I have stripped you of your freedom. Now get down on your knees.
R: Hitoshi-San! We have come here to save you!
H: Raku-Chan! Koneko-Chan! I'm have never been this glad to see you!
R: Hitoshi-San! C'mon, let's go while we still can! Nya~ desu!
K: Yeah, what Raku-Chan said.
H: Arigato-Gozaimasu, you two. I'm very arigatoful!
R: ¡De nada, Hitoshi-San!
B: I would've had my way with him if it weren't for those meddling kodomos!
R: Oh, well we better be getting home now. It was good to see you again, Hitoshi-San. Sayonara. Nya~
H: Thank you so much for your brave deed. I will never forget this moment we are having right now. Sayonara, kawaii neko girls. Nya~ rawr.
K: (yawns) Hah. Nya~ it's very sunny outside today
R: Oh, I think I'm gonna go outside today!
R: Oh, kawaii Squirrel-Chan! Oh so desu, nya~!
R: Aw, so ni kawaii Squeakers-Chan you so desu and sugoi. oh so soft nya~
(Squirrel-Chan bites Raku-Chan)
R: Oh oh AH! AHHH! Wha- Nya~! Oh OH OH SQUEAKERS- AH AH NYA~ AAAAAAAHHHHH NYA~ AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHH NYA~ AAAAHHHH AWHHHHH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHH!
R: Ah, Hitoshi, I really hope he's doing alright after the whole kidnapping incident and everything. Ah, Hitoshi-San (cough) (cough) I hope we can come- desu- just the three of us. Nya~ (cough) (cough)
K: Nya~ walking to the store~ mh mh mh mh lalalala laa... Oh hello there, Hitoshi-San, how are you doing today?
H: Well, hello there, Koneko-chan. You're looking very nice today, and I am doing fine.
K: Ohoho, thank you very much. Well, I just wanted to tell you that you know, Raku-Chan thinks that you're really sugoi nya~
("I Want You Back" by NSYNC starts playing as Hitoshi-san fantasizes about Kidnapper-kun.)
H: Oh, well, tell her that I say "thank you very much" nya~ and that "I appreciate her kindness."
K: Hitoshi-San, are you okay?
H: Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about me one bit. Well, I better tell Raku-Chan that I think she's a really cool neko and that she's pretty downright sugoi.
H: Raku-Chan? Are you home?
R: (coughs) Oh, I really sick nya~. Hitoshi-San I'm very glad you came to see me. I really appreciate it. ah aha aha...
H: Raku-Chan, we brought you a present to make you feel better. Nya~ rawr
K: Get well soon, Raku-Chan
R: Oh! I love dancing sushi! Oh, Koneko-Chan! Hitoshi-San! You do so much for me! I don't even know if I deserve it. Thank you so much! Arigato! Nya~ Oh, I feel so much better nya~ thank you for all your help nya~
H: Don't thank us. It was our pleasure, Raku-Chan.
R: Ahaha! oh, you guys... desu...
R: Oh, I really wish I could just say that I'm ok. Nya~ desu...
R: (yawns) Nya~ Oh, my phone is ringing. Nya~ desu. I wonder if it's Hitoshi-San nya~
R: Hello nya~
K: Moshi moshi, Raku-Chan
R: Oh, konnichiwa, Koneko-Chan. How are you today? Nya~
K: I'm doing just fine, Raku-Chan. Well, I was gonna take you to the vet today to see if you're doing alright
R: Ahaha! Desu! That sound like a plan to me where we gonna go and see if I'm doing alright yeah. Oh, I hope it will just be a shot nya~. Ah, it's Hitoshi-San! He's here at the mall! oh sugoi desu...
H: Well hey there, neko girls, I was just about to go to your house, Raku-Chan, to see if you were doing A-OK. Nya~ rawr.
K: Konnichiwa, Hitoshi-San... Hitoshi-San?
("I Want You Back" by NSYNC begins playing at Hitoshi-San imagines Kidnapper-Kun)
R: Nya~ kawaii Inu-Kun and Neko-Chan Nya~ so desu!
K: C'mon Raku-Chan. Let's go.
V: What seems to be the problem?
K: Raku-Chan's been feeling really weird lately so we decided to come here and see what was wrong.
R: Nya~ I got really sick but Koneko-Chan and Hitoshi-San pulled through for me nya~.
V: We're gonna take some tests on you, Raku-Chan. Just sit still for me. Thanks.
R: Oh, ok nya~ desu
V: I'm sorry to tell you this, Raku-Chan, but you have a diagnosis. Rabies. Is there anything that may have caused this?
R: N-no... I don't think so... I can't remember anything that might have caused rabies- nya-.
K: You'll be ok, Raku-Chan.
H: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, we're in this with you. You're not alone.
R: I thought it was gonna be ok...
H: It's ok, Raku-Chan you're not alone and you'll never be alone. We're always here for you. You know that. You know that. You know that.
R: I really believe in you guys. Thanks so much. nya~ Hi-Hitoshi-San... Hi-Hitoshi-San, I-
K: Who wants mochi ice cream and green tea?
R: Oh, I would love some of that, Koneko-Chan nya~
H: That sounds pretty filling.
R: Ahaha! I'm so glad we could have fun just like old times nya~
K: Ahaha! Oh Raku-Chan, wasn't that just five days ago?
R: Hahahah! Yeah it was, huh? Nya~ Koneko-Chan.
R: Oh, for some reason I feel really strange right now. Nya~ I- I really hope it's not the rabies... Nya~... It's like nothing I've ever felt before... Nya~ desu...
R: Nya~... I feel really weak. oh nya~. Maybe I should get some fresh air. desu. ah, nya~ ah...
K: Oh, I hope Raku-Chan likes my present. Huh!? Raku-Chan, what happened?!
R: Hi-Hitoshi-San? Oh, it's Koneko-Chan... Nya~
K: Are you okay, Raku-Chan?
R: No... Nya~ ah nya~
K: I'm gonna go make you some green tea, okay Raku-Chan?
R: ok, nya~...
K: Nandesuka?! Where's Raku-Chan?
K: Oh no... Raku-Chan is gone... Gone with the wind...
R: I'm too much of a burden for Koneko-Chan and Hitoshi-San... Nya~
K: Hitoshi-San! It's Koneko-Chan.
H: Moshi moshi, Koneko-Chan. What's cookin', good lookin'?
K: Raku-Chan has gone missing. We need to go and find her. Nya~
H: What? We better go find her. Nya~ rawr
R: nya~ huh?
H: Raku-Chan, where are you?
K: Raku-Chan! Raku-Chan!
K: C'mon Hitoshi-San. We have to find her.
H: Yeah, let's go.
神 = Kami-sama
R: Oh, nya~ oh, kamisama.
神: Raku-Chan, release your inner beast. You will find your true self and learn the values of good life and put them to use. Now go. Do what you have been told.
R: Nya~ desu...
K: Hitoshi-San we might never find her
H: Don't give up now, Koneko-Chan, Not after we've come this far. we gotta keep on truckin', keep moving on.
H: Huh? that man...
K: Hitoshi-San, vente aqui. That poor neko is being attacked by a large hoard of inus. We should go help it.
H: Right-O, Koneko-Chan. That sounds like a swell deed on your part. you are so righteous. Nya~ rawr.
K: Hiss. Get away from that Neko, you no good inus. Hiss...
H: Good going, Koneko-Chan. Wait. Isn't that-
R: Nya~... nya~.... nya~ nya~ nya nya nya~ nya nya nya~
H: C'mon let's take her back to my humble abood. Er- *Abode.
K: Hitoshi-San, what are we gonna do with her?
H: I dunno, Koneko-Chan, what *are* we gonna do with her?
K: Hitoshi-San, now's not the time for jokes.
H: uhuhuh. Wait what?
K: Do you think it might have been... The rabies?
📣: Ticket Lady
K: Hitoshi-San, we have to spend as much time with Raku-Chan as possible because this might be our only chance before the rabies gets to her.
H: Oh- wha- what'd you say?
K: I got it! We'll take her to the amusement park. Here, Raku-Chan, you can just sit in this mochila for a while.
R: Nya~ Nya~
H: I need two of them tickets, please.
📣: Will that be children or adults?
R: Nya~ Nya~ Wha-? I'm a human again! Nya~ Hitoshi-San, Koneko-Chan, I'm not a neko anymore nya~
R: Oh, you two are the best tomodachis in the whole world. nya~ I could never ask for desu better friends nya~
H: Now let's go have some fun. Nya~ rawr.
H: Oh, I don't feel so good. (throws up)
R: Hitoshi-San are you okay? nya~
K: ohoho haha Hitoshi-San hahaha.
H: Koneko-Chan, you wound me!
H: You guys... Hey, look! they have a miniature beach.
K: C'mon Raku-Chan, let's go swim.
R: Oh, Koneko-Chan, I don't have a bathing suit, nya~.
H: Here, Raku-Chan, I got you one.
R: Aw, desu. Arigato, Hitoshi-San. It's so kawaii, nya~.
K: It looks nice on you, Raku-Chan.
H: lookin' good, Raku-Chan. Lookin' good...
R: Ohoho! I got in for free, didn't I? Nya~
H: Two hot nekos for the price of one.
R: Desu~ That was so much fun.
K: Yeah, that was really fun but it's getting really late.
H: I'll walk you two home.
R: Koneko-Chan, I don't feel so kimochi... nya~
K: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, it must be just the after-shock from the rollercoasters. You should be fine tomorrow. Just get some rest. nya~ I'll make you some nice, warm, soothing, herbal green tea
R: Thanks. Thanks, Koneko-Chan. Ohoho! Let's have a kawaii sleepover-chan nya~!
K: That sounds splendid, Raku-Chan.
R: I wonder if the rabies is really gone for good.
K: (yawns) Good morning, Raku-Cha- Oh my kami! You're a neko again nya~ it's not a dream. It's not just a hallucination.
R: Nya~ Hiss nya~ hiss hiss nya~ hiss
K: Raku-Chan, don't you remember me? I'm your tomodachi, your best tomodachi. I must take her to the vet. It's for the best, Raku-Chan.
H: Top of the morning, Koneko-Chan, Raku-Chan. Where are you two lovely nekos heading on this lovely afternoon? Nya~ rawr.
K: Hitoshi-San, I'm taking her to the vet. she doesn't even remember who watashi is.
H: Raku-Chan, don't you remember who I am?
H: No. I don't think she does. Don't worry, Koneko-Chan, I'll go with you. I'm your good luck charm.
H: So I was watching American-Television last night, right and it was called "The Nanny"
K: Hitoshi-San, now really isn't the time for that. Raku-Chan needs our help.
H: It's never the time. I'm sorry, Koneko-Chan, I just wanted something to take my mind off of Raku-Chan's pain. Her pain, it pains me to think about that pain.
K: It harms my heart too, Hitoshi-San. It harms my heart too...
V: Oh you're back again. So what's the problem this time and where's Raku-Chan?
K: This, this is Raku-Chan, Vet-Sama.
V (Voice Over): T S U B A S A . . . .
V: I think I know what we're dealing with here. I must give her a thorough check-up. You can come see her now.
K: I- I hope she's ok nya~
H: Is she asleep?
V: She's sedated at the moment but she'll wake up soon enough. However, I do have some news for you... Raku-Chan has a bakeneko inside of her
H+K: A neko demon?!
V: However, don't fret, I can help her. Follow me.
K: but what can a vet do to get rid of a demon?
V: Don't worry. I'm not just a vet.
H: Woah! I didn't know you doubled as a shrine maiden. Rawr...
Vet-Sama: I need complete silence for this spell. AAAAAAAAAAAHHEAHAHHAEWEAHAHEWAHAHAHHAHHAHWEHA
H: Hah! Working hard or hardly working? That was some comedy gold there, huh? eh?
V: She needs to get some rest.
H: I'm sorry what did you say?
V: Oh sorry I-I meant she needs to get some rest
H+K: Oh! ok
K: Raku-Chan, you need your rest.
R: Oh! Koneko-Chan. What happened to me? desu! where- where I've been? Ok nya~
K: you're gonna be just fine and dandy, Raku-Chan. Just- just fine and dandy.
R: I- I don't know what's wrong with me nya~ nya~ desu ah...
Episode 10 (Finale)
W = Nya-sempai
X = Pollita-sempai
Y = Arsenal-sempai
Z = Betty-sempai
? = Unknown
R: *whimpering* nya nya nyaa nya nya nyaa nya nyaaa. oh Koneko-Chan, is that you? Hi-Hitoshi-San? Nya.
K: Konnichiwa, Raku-Chan, would you like some Mochi ice cream?
H: mmm Mochi ice cream? I want me some of that.
R: Oh, it was just a dream nya. oh im really thirsty nya.
K: wha- What was that sound nya? R-Raku-Chan! Nya! Are you okay?
K: Oh no the Tsubasas are back... The neko demon is still inside.
H: I really hope Raku-Chan is okay. *gasp*
B: I've been waiting for you.
H: No, wait!
H: Is that Koneko-Chan, and Raku-Chan too. I better go see whats up.
K: Hitoshi-San, Raku-Chan is sick. we're trying to get into the Vet but the door is locked.
H: Don't worry, baby. Let the *man* handle this
K: Oh arigato, Hitoshi-San. Anata is real life saver nya.
H: Anything for da ladies. nya~ rawr
K: No. It's empty. Pinche cabrón, it's EMPTY. Nya. No WHY? Nya WHY? nya
H: Well it is 3 AM.
K: You're right, Hitoshi-San. This is no time for a vet to be at work. What was I thinking nya?
R: Where am I? Desuuu.
K: Don't worry, Raku-Chan, we're just looking for the vet.
R: Oh, don't worry, Koneko-Chan, I'm fine nya. you don't have to always worry about me nya. all I need is some green tea and then ill be better nya so don't worry. *yawns* Oh! Hitoshi-San desuu
V: Were you nekos here all night?
H: Oh yeah uh sorry about your door.
V: Oh, don't worry about the door. I have door insurance.
K: Raku-Chan, She collapsed again and the tsubasas are back.
V: I have one more spell that should contain the demons for at least a day. But there are no guarantees after that.
H: Why didn't you just do that last time?
V: Oh, you know. I was just trying to make an entrance. She's fine for now, but who knows how long this would last? This could be the last day of her life.
K: So, Raku-Chan, what do you want to do?
H: We can do anything you want.
R: Oh I don't care what we do nya. as long as I'm with you two nya.
R: Oh Koneko-Chan, Hitoshi-San, there's going to be a festivaru tonight! ca- can we go nya?
H: Well you know I-
K: Of course we can, Raku-Chan.
R: Arigato desuu. Nya! I'm having so much fun!
K: Yeah, Raku-Chan, this sure is a real blast nya.
H: I'm sorry, nekos but would you look at the time? I've got something really important that i have to do. I'll catch you two later~
R: Demo- Hitoshi-San. nya.
K: You know Hitoshi-San's a very busy man. Let's let him be for a while.
R: Ok. if you say so, Koneko-Chan. Koneko-Chan, watashi so tired nya.
K: I think it's time we head home nya. I can make us some nice, hot, pleasant, comforting, herbal green tea.
R: Oh! I wonder who that could be nya. Oh? My old tomodachis from college, nya!
?: I brought you some desu.
W: Oh college is so kimchi.
W: Oh, Raku-Chan, I heard you were sick on the Facebooks and I just- I jus- I ca- it's so hard!
X: Hola, Raku-Chan, I miss you from the college days.
Y: Hey baby
Z: EYYYY Raku-Channnnn! I SURE HOPE YOU GET BETTER! MREEH-
R: Oh this is so touching desu! Arigato nya
R: ahaha! not you nya. Arigato for the Jelly nya. It was so good to see Nya-Senpai, Arsenar-Senpai, Berry-Senpai, and Purita-Senpai nya. I wonder where Hitoshi-San is nya.
K: I don't know but I trust it's very very important. but don't worry about that now, Raku-Chan, I have a surprise for you nya.
R: Oh a surprise nya?
K: That's right, Raku-chan, Ramen with a side of Mochi ice cream. Just the way you like it.
R: Oh arigato, Koneko-chan.
R: Oh I'm really tired. I need some sleep nya.
K: Yes. let's lay down. *yawns
K: I wonder if Raku-Chan's okay. Raku-Chan, it's been over 24 hours. Are you okay?
R: Ah nya I feel great, Koneko-chan!
R: I should tell Hitoshi-San how I really feel. Nya desuu. Koneko-chan, c- can we go to see Hitoshi-San?
R: OH? Hitoshi-San?
H: Hey, you nekos. How you doing?
R: Oh Koneko-Chan, Onegai a bit of privacy nya
K: Of course nya. I'll leave you two alone.
R: Hitoshi-San... aishiteru~
H: Oh. Raku-Chan.
B: Wait up, Hitoshi baby.
R: Nandesuka?! nya!
H: Raku-Chan, he and I are together now. gomenasai. nya~rawr.
R: Haaa... nya.. my- my- Kokoro nya...itai!
H: But I. Raku-Chan, I--
R: I hope you and-
H: Oh his name is Bokutachi-san.
K: Oh, I thought his name was Geoff!
B: Where'd you get Geoff from?
R: I hope you and Bokutachi-San are happy together. The neko demon may be gone but my heart cannot go on.
H: No! Hang in there, baby.
R: Watashi so kimochi that I could spend last day with the two best tomodachis anyone could ever ask for. Haha nyahaha. Sayonara, Koneko-Chan, and Hitoshi-San. ech
V: The only conclusion that I can come up with is that she died of a broken kokoro.
H: Minnasan, listen to me. Raku-Chan is a trooper. She's a fighter. There's no way she could die of a broken heart. I know deep down inside that Raku-Chan will be back and we'll have our kawaii fun times just like always. I know that I have faith that Raku-Chan will be back someday. Are you with me, good pal?
K: Hitoshi-San, I think you're just in denial.
B: You killed Raku-Chan with your love for me you dirty, dirty scoundrel, you~.